Setting: The Bus (my van) is stopped at a traffic light on the way to school. No music is playing, however, the Jeep next to us has a muffler that is about to fall off.
Claire: So, who else would leave coins under my pillow? Who else would do that but the Tooth Fairy?
Me: I don't know honey.
Claire: And who else would eat the Christmas cookies and leave presents at Christmas time?
Me: Hmm, I don't know.
Claire: And who would leave us all that candy at Easter? Who else would do that?
Me: (doing all I can to stop laughing) I don't know.
Claire: I just can't figure out how the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny were born.
Me: Well, it's magic. Sometimes magic is unexplainable.
hmmm...seems pretty self-explanatory to me:
Mr. Tooth Fairy
Mr. Santa Claus
Mr. (Drunk) Easter Bunny