I don't know why I'm celebrating this; I guess it represents the beginning of warm summer months. And freedom. And the joy my children have.
But by golly this thing is a Mother's Nightmare. I think I'll make a stiff drink with the same title. And then I can calm the heck down when my children are on it doing flips, tricks, games, and generally being jumpy children who could all essentially fall off of it and break a neck. Their father got it for FREE and it has no net protecting everyone's body parts from breakage and please don't tell the insurance company? And how could a nurse really be that....? And guess who is going to be all alone here when the shit hits the....? And why am I celebrating this? I'm too old for this shit.