Drag Racer

Daddy is so cool.



He builds race cars.



And paints them.




And finds monster truck tires to attach to them.




And straps on Estes rockets to the backs.




To launch them across the pond.




He takes the spawn skiing.




And hucks big air with them.




And buys hot cocoa.




And then, after skiing, he takes them swimming.




And hucks them into the air.




He lets them stay in the shower afterwords as long as they want.




He buys Fig Newtons for the ride home.




Mom?




She tries. But she usually forgets her wallet.