In a big Trojan Horse and shat on me. I've been swimming in a smarmy virus ever since. Someone once told me that an Apple a day keeps the doctor away and so I'm making the switch to Mac. So fair readers, all three of you (well, maybe five now), will you please bear with me as I dabble in the art of change and figure out this other world, other dimension, other stratosphere? And if you're a Mac user...will you tell me it'll be all right. Because right now I'm curled up in the fetal position trying to figure this thing out and it's making my big toe ache.